As seems to happen all too often in the blogosphere, everyone likes to repeat a rumor, even when it’s completely unsubstantiated. So I’d like to get in front of the latest rumor by denying that it’s true. The rumor started here is definitely not true – I look nothing like that guy.

There, I’m glad to be able to clear that up. (What, there’s another rumor floating around? Geez…)