Frozen Monkey Balls

When I discover a shopping list my wife has left on the counter, I like to add silly things to it. Like “frozen monkey balls.”

My secret desire is she won’t notice my addition until she’s shopping, and it’ll crack her up in the middle of the store.

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  1. i leave cryptic items that, if you’re “s,art” you can work out. e.g. “puppy pillows” (hot dog buns), “Yo, Gwert!” (yogurt), and “Craving Sheem” (shaving cream”) our lists are legandary ;)

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