When I discover a shopping list my wife has left on the counter, I like to add silly things to it. Like “frozen monkey balls.”
My secret desire is she won’t notice my addition until she’s shopping, and it’ll crack her up in the middle of the store.
When I discover a shopping list my wife has left on the counter, I like to add silly things to it. Like “frozen monkey balls.”
My secret desire is she won’t notice my addition until she’s shopping, and it’ll crack her up in the middle of the store.